Humans very often think they’re the more intelligent species.
But come on, are we really?
Take my cats for example.
I go out to work each day, come home, and they’re like purrrr purrrr look at me, aren’t I cute..blah blah blah…and cuddly…and sweet. Yeah, now feed me. I want food. Then BAM, I just give it to them, they don’t have to earn it. I’m like a vending machine for cats. Not even a good one at that as I run on a loss. I’m like a vending machine for poor cats.
Let all the stray cats in your neighbourhood know. I give out food for free. Please form an orderly queue.
Take my cats for example.
I go out to work each day, come home, and they’re like purrrr purrrr look at me, aren’t I cute..blah blah blah…and cuddly…and sweet. Yeah, now feed me. I want food. Then BAM, I just give it to them, they don’t have to earn it. I’m like a vending machine for cats. Not even a good one at that as I run on a loss. I’m like a vending machine for poor cats.
Let all the stray cats in your neighbourhood know. I give out food for free. Please form an orderly queue.
Whilst I’m on the subject, anyone else’s cats get a bit
bitey if they don’t get fed when they want it? Quite specifically around the
ankles. No? Just me? Great. Piranha cat. I have a piranha cat.
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| Cosmo the piranha cat |
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