Sunday 21 February 2016

I'm just left with dead bits

Aw man, I'm no good at plants!
Why what have you done?
Snapped the only bit that was alive off. Now it's just dead bits. Aggr I can't do plants. I'm bad at plants.
You're missing something
What? That I'm really shit at plants
No, that sentence is missing something 
That I didn't get taught plants because my mum is shit and kills plants too?
No, like a doing word
OK, I'm shit at doing plants
No, like a noun or a verb, which one means a doing word?
I don't know, I think I missed that day at school. Like I either wasn't there, or probably was just thinking about something else
Me too
You'll have to ask our son. He knows everything.
Yeah, he does school

Maybe if I just put this bit in there it will grow back
Yeah, maybe 


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